Monday, November 3, 2008

WARNING!

Continue to read ONLY (and I repeat, ONLY) if you have a raunchy sense of humor and a love for OVERSIZED anatomical objects.

Meet G.I. Jenna,

Bumble Buns and Me, Tits Magee (a Jon Bon Jovi groupie).


Friday night started off in Brooklyn at a Time Warp party hosted by friends, Morgan and Courtney.

(the signs says, "Marry Me Jon Bon Jovi")

Morgan was Kat Von D from the TLC show, L.A. Ink. Her and Jenna showed off their moves doing the Time Warp dance.


While Katherine did a little fluttering of her pretty wings.


Toward the end of the night, Morgan and Courtney declared me the winner of "Best Costume"! The prize...a Magnolia Bakery gift certificate!! Could it be fate!

The party ended and G.I. Jenna bravely lead the way to the subway heading back to Manhattan.


She used her guns to keep away stray hands that were constantly reaching for my gigantic bosom.



You would not believe the amount of gasps, laughs and looks of horror (okay, maybe you would) I got while wearing this costume. It was so much fun and...well...liberating walking around half naked in NYC. One older woman walked up to me on the street and said that it was the best costume she had ever seen! Me and my tig 'ol bitties were honored.


Back in the city, we skipped (literally) over to 119 Bar near Union Square. The old school music was playing on the jukebox and the crowd was shaking it up. We did a little shaking ourselves...


and posed with some strangers.



The night ended fast and it was time to go home. Katherine's sweet boyfriend, Ryan (Mikey's brother) came to pick us up and take us home.

Katherine was one happy bumble bee.


What a FUN halloween! Now, what to be next year?!

5 comments:

jenna said...

Oh man. I had a blast protecting you from unsolicited gropers (as has become a Halloween tradition). Here's to many more Halloweenies!!

Mardean said...

Halloween never looked this much fun when I was young! What big boobs you have my dear!
I love you and your abstract sense of humor! Where in the world did you get that from?
Love, MOM

Brandi Laine said...

Oh' My LORD!!!! One word comes to mind: AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

Finally... my dream come true. We look just alike!!!

Rachel @ Verdin Road said...

That is definitely the BEST costume I think I've ever seen.